The Tenth Doctor http://timelord.yuku.com/forums/82 en-us Copyright 2006, Yuku feeds@yuku.com (FeedMaster) webmaster@yuku.com (WebMaster) Fri, 16 Oct 2009 04:46:00 GMT Yuku Feeds 1.0 http://blogs.law.harvard.edu/tech/rss 60 Yuku http://static.yuku.com//feed/bypass/images/button-yuku.png http://timelord.yuku.com/forums/82 Yuku - free hosted forums and profiles 88 31 {pics-1.1 "http://www.icra.org/ratingsv02.html" l gen true for "http://yuku.com" r (nz 1 vz 1 lz 1 oz 1 cz 1 ) "http://www.rsac.org/ratingsv01.html" l gen true for "http://yuku.com" r (n 0 s 0 v 0 l 0 )) Search Search Domain q http://yuku.com/search/direct/ <![CDATA[ Can't Speak ]]> http://timelord.yuku.com/topic/3449/t/Can-t-Speak.html

Donna knew the Doctor was just as complex and contradictory as any being. Still, there were four persistent facets about him that she both loved and hated. One, he was the bravest man, well, spaceman she'd ever met anywhere in the universe. Two, he could be as bonkers as he was courageous. Three, he was more curious than a naughty two year old, particularly messing with things that... ]]> feeds@yuku.com (AbbyRomana) http://timelord.yuku.com/topic/3449 Fri, 16 Oct 2009 04:45:54 GMT <![CDATA[ The Opposite of Claustrophobia ]]> http://timelord.yuku.com/topic/3438/t/The-Opposite-of-Claustrophobia.html

For the first time, since Donna started her travels with the Doctor, the console room was lifeless. There was no constant hum from the time ship or its pilot. Only an eerie green glow lit the darken corners. The central column of the console was motionless, while its pilot was supposedly busy fixing a 'small' issue. Donna might have enjoyed the... ]]> feeds@yuku.com (AbbyRomana) http://timelord.yuku.com/topic/3438 Sun, 04 Oct 2009 18:18:30 GMT <![CDATA[ Falling Away ]]> http://timelord.yuku.com/topic/3436/t/Falling-Away.html



"You're afraid of the Earth?" Donna asked incredulously, staring intently at the Doctor past her steaming teacup. He sat across the table from her in her mum's dusk coloured kitchen, fidgeting with his own teacup. For a brief moment, he nibbled his lower lip as if thinking about her question, or perhaps,... ]]> feeds@yuku.com (AbbyRomana) http://timelord.yuku.com/topic/3436 Fri, 02 Oct 2009 03:26:27 GMT <![CDATA[ Talking of Change ]]> http://timelord.yuku.com/topic/3427/t/Talking-of-Change.html


Martha Jones wasn't sure what she expected when the Doctor mentioned giant, talking caterpillars. Well, she supposed she expected huge caterpillars or something similar, but these caterpillars would be able to speak. The Catipleans weren't exactly that. They had the body of oversized caterpillars, all long and greenish brown, and... ]]> feeds@yuku.com (AbbyRomana) http://timelord.yuku.com/topic/3427 Fri, 18 Sep 2009 23:41:57 GMT <![CDATA[ Clever ]]> http://timelord.yuku.com/topic/3422/t/Clever.html


Jenny blew out an exasperated breath. She rested her head against the metal doorframe of the lift. There was no doubt in her mind that she was bored, despite this trip proving to be a surprise a dozen. Unfortunately, they weren't all necessarily the kind she wanted.

Several hours ago, she and her father were aboard the TARDIS, just passing through the Sol... ]]> feeds@yuku.com (AbbyRomana) http://timelord.yuku.com/topic/3422 Thu, 10 Sep 2009 21:15:14 GMT <![CDATA[ Who's There? ]]> http://timelord.yuku.com/topic/3369/t/Who-s-There-.html image


Doctor Who

Who's There?


by James... ]]> feeds@yuku.com (MsWho) http://timelord.yuku.com/topic/3369 Fri, 19 Jun 2009 17:37:23 GMT <![CDATA[ Heart of the TARDIS ]]> http://timelord.yuku.com/topic/3248/t/Heart-of-the-TARDIS.html image

The Doctor adjusted the crystal readout on the TARDIS and cast a weary eye on the readout, ever since the encounter with his other self, he had decided that he would be more pro-active about the upkeep of the crystal emitters on the TARDIS. "No need to see the back of my own head again." He muttered to himself.

"What?" Donna shouted over the imagined din... ]]> feeds@yuku.com (TARDIX) http://timelord.yuku.com/topic/3248 Sat, 22 Nov 2008 12:23:41 GMT <![CDATA[ Donna's Funny Old Christmas (Now with even more swearing!) ]]> http://timelord.yuku.com/topic/3194/t/Donna-39-s-Funny-Old-Christmas-Now-with-even-more-swearing-.html image

(Episode fifteen of the Hilariously Unfunny series. Yeah, I know there has never been an episode fourteen, but I'm the writer and I can do what I bally well like. And this way, I can keep the number fourteen in case I want to do a 'missing' adventure later on)



Part One - Donna Who?


Previously:

DONNA;... ]]> feeds@yuku.com (Lady Saxon) http://timelord.yuku.com/topic/3194 Thu, 04 Sep 2008 20:31:06 GMT <![CDATA[ Father-Daughter Day Out ]]> http://timelord.yuku.com/topic/3188/t/Father-Daughter-Day-Out.html image

Part 1: Domestics of life

The Doctor secured the knot of his red tie while admiring his reflection in the dresser mirror. He hadn't looked this clean and wrinkle-free for some time. Even his hair had some sort of order to it. Not saying he... ]]> feeds@yuku.com (AbbyRomana) http://timelord.yuku.com/topic/3188 Sun, 31 Aug 2008 03:22:40 GMT <![CDATA[ 10th Anniversary Millestone: Momento Mori ]]> http://timelord.yuku.com/topic/3181/t/10th-Anniversary-Millestone-Momento-Mori.html image


By Mark Simpson




The Doctor stalked the corridors of the TARDIS, hands thrust deep into the pockets of his brown, pinstriped trousers, the tails of his light brown overcoat billowing behind him. He had to move, to get away from the memories that had plagued him since he... ]]> feeds@yuku.com (msimpson1964) http://timelord.yuku.com/topic/3181 Fri, 22 Aug 2008 18:56:40 GMT <![CDATA[ Kingdom Come 7 - Prelude to Invasion ]]> http://timelord.yuku.com/topic/3113/t/Kingdom-Come-7-Prelude-to-Invasion.html image

Prelude to... ]]> feeds@yuku.com (MsWho) http://timelord.yuku.com/topic/3113 Sat, 19 Jul 2008 20:58:53 GMT <![CDATA[ Kingdom Come 6 - The Birth of the Cybermen ]]> http://timelord.yuku.com/topic/3103/t/Kingdom-Come-6-The-Birth-of-the-Cybermen.html image

feeds@yuku.com (MsWho) http://timelord.yuku.com/topic/3103 Sat, 12 Jul 2008 18:57:39 GMT <![CDATA[ The Wolf At The End Of The Universe (proper version with swearing) ]]> http://timelord.yuku.com/topic/3093/t/-Wolf---End---Universe-proper-version--swearing-.html (Episode thirteen and a half of the Hilariously Unfunny series)


Previously,

DOCTOR: Oh, fuck that! Christopher Eccleston did it standing up. So am I. I'm not letting him get one over on me. *He grabs hold of the TARDIS console and heaves himself up, gasping and letting forth great flabby egg farts*

ROSE: Christopher Eccleston did do it standing up. *she quietly confides to Jack*

JACK: Good on him,... ]]> feeds@yuku.com (Lady Saxon) http://timelord.yuku.com/topic/3093 Mon, 07 Jul 2008 14:18:44 GMT <![CDATA[ The Stolen Sausage Roll (swearing) ]]> http://timelord.yuku.com/topic/3078/t/The-Stolen-Sausage-Roll-swearing-.html (Episode thirteen of the Hilariously Unfunny series)

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Prologue,

*The writer is quietly sitting in her study, when the Doctor comes in, followed by Donna and Jenny. They all look a tad pissed off.*

WRITER: Hello! What can I do for you guys?

DOCTOR: We'd like a word, if we may. It's about the new script.
... ]]> feeds@yuku.com (Lady Saxon) http://timelord.yuku.com/topic/3078 Sun, 29 Jun 2008 23:51:52 GMT <![CDATA[ Back (Lots and lots and lots of naughty swearing!! Hurrah!) ]]> http://timelord.yuku.com/topic/3069/t/Back-Lots-and-lots-and-lots-of-naughty-swearing-Hurrah-.html Episode twelve of the Hilariously Unfunny series

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October 31st, 11:58 pm:

*Some old, abandoned office somewhere in South London. Donna is standing in front of two doors, hesitating. Behind one door, the Doctor is fighting for his life against a species called the Hkslmnys, a race that thrive on trying to force people to make a wrong... ]]> feeds@yuku.com (Lady Saxon) http://timelord.yuku.com/topic/3069 Mon, 23 Jun 2008 20:04:52 GMT <![CDATA[ The Sonic Comb of Death ]]> http://timelord.yuku.com/topic/3066/t/The-Sonic-Comb-of-Death.html image

Credit goes to Mr Simpson for the throwaway line that inspired this.


The Doctor stood in front of the TARDIS console in his... ]]> feeds@yuku.com (LadyDeTemps) http://timelord.yuku.com/topic/3066 Sat, 21 Jun 2008 20:31:49 GMT <![CDATA[ Eight To Midnight (yet more swearing...) ]]> http://timelord.yuku.com/topic/3046/t/Eight-To-Midnight-yet-more-swearing-.html (Episode 11 of the Hilariously Unfunny series)

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Donna is reclining on a white plastic chair by a pool, having her feet massaged by a young and nubile male, who is trying not to vomit into the pool. We hear the sound of a phone ringing. Donna sighs, removes the cucumber slices from her eyes and picks up a grossly oversized purple telephone.

"I said... ]]> feeds@yuku.com (Lady Saxon) http://timelord.yuku.com/topic/3046 Tue, 17 Jun 2008 00:01:30 GMT <![CDATA[ The Silent Forest (One or two naughty words, but nothing too bad) ]]> http://timelord.yuku.com/topic/3028/t/-Silent-Forest---two-naughty-words----bad-.html

Previously:

DONNA: Oh wow! A great big library in space! Wow...

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RIVER SONG: Professor River Song. Hello, darling.

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THE WRITER: Look, I'm a shadow! Heheheehehee! *he makes a series of shadow puppets with his hands - a barking dog, a butterfly, a moving fire engine and, finally, a condensed version of Shakespeare's Hamlet. He then forms his hands into... ]]> feeds@yuku.com (Lady Saxon) http://timelord.yuku.com/topic/3028 Mon, 09 Jun 2008 22:11:03 GMT <![CDATA[ The Library Of Death (More bad words - Yayyy!) ]]> http://timelord.yuku.com/topic/3012/t/The-Library-Of-Death-More-bad-words-Yayyy-.html (Part nine in the Hilariously Unfunny series)

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Scene 1 - The Doctor in the Library with the- Oh, wrong episode! Sorry! Again!

*The Doctor and Donna are dressed for exploring - for the Doctor, this means a tight fitting suit and converse trainers, while for Donna exploring requires a pair of tight jeans and an 'indie' style... ]]> feeds@yuku.com (Lady Saxon) http://timelord.yuku.com/topic/3012 Mon, 02 Jun 2008 20:19:59 GMT <![CDATA[ The Writer In The Tardis (One very bad word near the end) ]]> http://timelord.yuku.com/topic/2986/t/The-Writer-In-The-Tardis-One-very-bad-word-near-the-end-.html

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PART TWO - The Writer In The Tardis


*The surviving members of the cast, with the exception of Davenport and Miss Chandrakala, are in the lounge, taking cocktails etc and chatting in subdued tones, apart for Jenny, who is showing Miss Redmond humourous imitations of the Doctor and... ]]> feeds@yuku.com (Lady Saxon) http://timelord.yuku.com/topic/2986 Sat, 24 May 2008 18:40:05 GMT